Anybody who claims to be god is really the Devil

Hey before attending Edron I went to an All Boy’s Catholic School in Kent England near Bromley- I’m so catholic that I was an altar boy and had my bottom caned by a Scottish headmaster who wore a cape and spoke in unintelligible grunts. Also my Latin teacher used to fondle my leg while reviewing my conjugations. Therefore I was taught a lot about the ways of the Lord- For example: I know that he doesn’t like it when little boys play with their little weenies, that if you eat before communion the body of Christ will turn to poison in your stomach plus earn you time in purgatory and most importantly that GOD DOESN’T BLOG.

Only one entity in this universe would falsely claim to be God Bloging: That’s right El Pinche Cabron Satan. Since PCS only lies, all we can derive from the statement bellow is that Satan doesn’t like Rugby- Why? Probably because every time he showed up on the field Edron kicked his little fiery ass

So Satan go back to your dungy little hole and go play with your bat.

The Captain