TIME

Dear God,
I am your very good friend, Time Creator of All Worlds. Sorry to barge in just like that, but as you very well know, there is no heaven and there is no hell; so you are right, rugby can’t be played in neither. However rugby is played eternally within the light in your soul dude! (you should know this).
I must add, if you have not played the game of rugby you are doomed to return to this dimension and time eternally!
Excluded are those devoted groupies like Nalini. Not those who claim having played and continuously miss tackles purposely.

Yours truly,

Time